For everyone’s sake, some areas have been restricted in order to avoid eyes that might either be too young, too sensitive, or too conservative.
If you are too conservative, remember what Napoleon said: “Retreat on time is a victory.”
If you are too sensitive, you will get hurt by what comes next, so better keep your fingers away.
If you are too young, you are simply not allowed in here. Go play in the park with your friends and come back when you start getting stuck sliding down the sledge.
No, seriously, if you are under 18, verpiss dich!
Only Fs are allowed to navigate through the deepest innards of our mind, so if you want to gain access to restricted areas, you will need to apply for a visa as Foreign-F, and become one of us. Besides, HR-F always gets happy when someone has to fill out a form.
And the fee is only one euro per week, give or take, plus it will give you good karma for supporting whatever we are. Come on, not even coffee costs one euro anymore. Don’t be cheap. Make our work worth at least one miserable euro per week. We are always here with you, among you, inside you. Or was it the other way around? It doesn’t matter. Apply and get your FF-Visa now.
The official deadline for applications has yet to be confirmed.
Until further notice, access to restricted areas is limited to invited guests only.
