Spanish-F (she insists we call her Flora) has been hiding around the other Fs. It turns out that one of our oldest Fs speaks Spanish. We kind of like her, but she keeps complaining in the background, because we chose English as our main language.
At first, she didn’t seem to care much, she even felt a bit relieved, but for a while now, she is demanding her right to use the language we first learnt, our Muttersprache (the third one being German*).
In order to keep her calm and also to preserve F’s homeostasis, we all agreed that it was fine with us if she had her own section. Also Flora says that having a more colorful approach to life could benefit us all, but we will see about that…
WARNING
Flora can be a bit much sometimes.
If you have a weak stomach and thin skin,
better skip Flora’s Fauna.
NOTA
*If you want to see how terrible our German can get,
have a look at the following offense to Goethe and to poetry itself:
Objectively shitty German fridge poetry
